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很劲!

Posted in 笑笑 funny funny on 八月 3, 2007 by 阿晶 regine

从forwarded mail里看到这张照片, 很搞笑.

想要强壮吗? 吃Pedigree吧!

想要大力吗? 吃Pedigree吧!

Pedigree! 吃了连马路都可以挖起来.. 😉

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Negarakuku

Posted in 笑笑 funny funny on 七月 18, 2007 by 阿晶 regine

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又一杰作咯..

男人最怕的三个答案

Posted in 笑笑 funny funny on 六月 14, 2007 by 阿晶 regine

男人最怕的三个答案 (Three answers most scared by men)

(1 )随 便 (Whatever)
男:今天 晚上咱们吃什么? Men: What to have for dinner?
女:随便。 Women: Whatever..
男:吃火锅吧。Men: Why not we have steamboat?
女:不行,吃火锅脸上要长痘痘。 Women: Don’t want la, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face
男:要不咱们吃川菜。Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine
女:昨天刚吃的川菜,今天又吃……. Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?
男:那咱们吃海鲜去? Men: Hmm….. I suggest we have seafood
女:海鲜不好,吃了拉肚子。 Women: Seafood no good la, later I got diarrhea
男:那你说吃什么? Men: Then what you suggest?
女:随便。 Women : Whatever..

2)都行 (Anything)
男:那咱们现在到底做什么? Men: So what should we do now?
女:都行。 Women: Anything
男:看电影怎么样?很久没看电影了。Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn’t watch movie
女:电影有啥好看的,耽误时间。Women: Watching movie no good la, waste time only
男:那打保龄球,运动运动? Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?
女:大热天的运什么动啊,不嫌累啊? Women: Exercise in such hot day? You not feel tire meh?
男:那找个咖啡店坐坐,喝点水。 Men: Then find a café and have drink
女:喝咖啡影响睡眠。 Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep
男:那你说干什么? Men: Then what you suggest?
女:都行! Women: Anything

(3)看你 (You decide)
男:那咱们干脆回家好了。 Men: Then we just go home lo
女:看你。Women: You decide
男:坐公车吧,我送你。 Men: Let take bus, I will accompany you
女:公车又脏又挤,算了吧。Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don’t want la
男:那就打车走。 Men: Ok we will take Taxi
女:这么近的路不划算。 Women: Not worth it la… for such a short distance
男:那走路好了,散散步? Men: Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk
女:空着肚子散哪门子步啊? Women: What to walk with empty stomach woh?
男:那你想怎么着啊? Men: Then what you suggest?
女:看你。 Women: You decide
男:那就先吃饭? Men: Let’s have dinner first
女:随便。Women: Whatever…
男:吃什么? Men: Eat what?
女:都行 Women: Anyting

看看四下无人,杀了她…… ) (Look around… no one here, gonna kill her….)

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朋友传过来的笑话.

身为女人, 我也觉得女人是麻烦的. 很麻烦那个.

呃, 澄清一下. 我, 比较象男人, 但不难忍. 😀

如果我是那个女的, 我说随便真的是随便, 都行就都行, 看你就看你. 不会’阿之阿左’的, 烦死.